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Enthusiasms: March 2023

I’m not retired.

I know sometimes it might seem that way. I mostly walked away from social media late last year. I couldn’t get it up for the outrage of the day anymore. The newsletter only comes out once every two or three months. I am, let’s face it, a negligent blogger at best. The mercantile part of my soul worries me it might hurt future sales, to pull an internet vanishing act — but another part of me thinks the books always did more to promote my Twitter account than Twitter ever did to promote my books. I guess I’m going to let it ride.

Besides: time spent online is time I’m not spending reading and writing. And when it comes to my writing and my reading, I feel there’s not a moment to spare. King Sorrow won’t rewrite itself. I’ve got a new short story done (my second of the year) and it, too, needs a second, third, fourth, and fifth draft. (In case you’re wondering: it’s almost always five.) And the next novel is waiting in the wings… I was hoping to bang out the prologue before the month ends.

I did think it was worth taking a moment to provide proof of life. Still here, still working, still having fun. Fun with what, you were wondering? Why I’m so glad you asked! A few of my recent listening and book recommendations are listed below. Please, feel free to use the comments thread to share what’s getting you high these days.


“When you moved to Chicago, you were spinning out.

When you don’t know who you are, you fuck around and find out.”

Rock and Roll has never seemed healthier than it does here in the late winter of 2023. Boygenius’ The Record is shaping up to be a monster… one of those very rare cases where a supergroup deserves the name. They’ve got good company, though: check out the new one by The Inhalers, some of the latest tracks by the 1975, or anything by Sam Fender, the UK’s answer to Bruce Springsteen. For fans of big, melodic, anthemic tracks — the sort of music that wears its heart on its sleeve — these are the days.

Ten years ago, my brilliant editor, Jennifer Brehl, told me I’d love the novels of Willy Vlautin. I’m sorry it took a decade for me to listen to her. Don’t make my mistake and get started right now… perhaps with Lean on Pete, which broke my heart about six times in the space of two hundred pages. Not that I was surprised: The Night Always Comes, which was just about my favorite novel of 2022, did much the same to me.

Lean on Pete almost plays like All The Pretty Horses, transplanted to the bombed out industrial wastelands of 21st century America. I guess Cormac McCarthy is the more important writer — I doubt Willy Vlautin has a novel in him like Blood Meridian — but I’ll tell you what. McCarthy never lets you forget you’re reading a Great American Novelist. He reminds you with every line of dialogue that doesn’t employ quotation marks and with every vocabulary word lifted from the text of the Old Testament. That’s fine. It’s a style. But when you read a Willy Vlautin novel, the author entirely disappears. He never gets between you and the story. The language is as transparent as new made glass. I appreciate that… and aspire to it.

Anyway, I got to Lean on Pete just in time, because my brother’s ingenious and irresistible new novel, The Curator, was so good it left me with a book hangover. (Everyone knows the only cure for a book hangover is to read another good book) Speaking of Owen’s new one, did you see the amazing review The Curator nabbed from the NYTimes? Good news: no more waiting, the novel is out now. Go on and get yourself a copy.

That’s it — that’s what’s been lifting me up lately. And you?

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The Joke's On Me

I guess if there’s one book of mine that disappeared without a ripple, it has to be Dying is Easy, a 2020 graphic crime novel that I did with artist Martin Simmonds. High on watching my way through the entirety of Foyle’s War, I wanted to write a fair play mystery of my own, and thought I had a couple good twists and misdirections. But because it was a comic book, I knew it had to have kinetics, that it had to have some big action set pieces as well, so I also crafted it to feel like a bombastic 80s action movie, something starring Bruce Willis or Mickey Rourke. It turned out the world wasn’t exactly waiting for me to write a comic in the spirit of Beverly Hills Cop with the underlying architecture of an episode of Murder, She Wrote. I know, I know, hard to believe, amirite?

Someone liked it, though. The book came and went, but people still blunder into it now and then, and it always pleases me when they walk away happy they did. Trust me, the only thing a writer loves more than a good review, is a good review for a book two years after it came out. Hey, we only need about 30,000 more passionate fans, and it’ll be time to write the sequel!

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All That and Cats Too

I love this.

The Curator is flabbergastingly good (is ‘flabbergastingly’ a word?). I’ve said elsewhere that it has the psychological nuance and historical weight of something like French Lieutenant’s Woman; the lucid, startling prose of All The Light We Cannot See; and the urgency of Fairy Tale. I was just blown away. Out in March.

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I Dream of the Drive-Thru

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You want to hear something sad? I probably dream about going to Starbucks three nights out of five. If there are any expert dream interpreters who want to try and figure that one out in the comments thread, they can have it, but I think I already know what it means: I spend too much time at Starbucks.

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Twitter is an Infinite Loop

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I had to give up posting on Twitter so I’d have more free time to… read about Twitter.

The Twitter apocalypse has given birth to some really insightful writing about social media in general and, more specifically, Twitter’s new era of awfulness.. The best of it might be this piece from Josh Marshall, over at Talking Points Memo, about how Twitter appears to have “red-pilled” the richest man in the world.

Then there’s Chris Hayes in the New York Times, about what was good about Twitter, once-upon-a-time, and how it all went so very, very wrong.

But the funniest of these pieces has to be Ian Bogost’s hysterical take in The Atlantic. He’s got it right. Tweeters tweeting tragically about the last days of Twitter is the most perfectly Twitter thing in the history of Twitter: it’s a snake eating its own tail. It’s gross and horrible, but you also gotta laugh.

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Serial Offenders

What’s the best ongoing series in fiction these days? I’m not picky about genre: could be your favorite historical series, could be a series about your favorite depressive Scandinavian cop, could be the on-going chronicles of a raggedy band of survivors of the giant slug apocalypse.

One proviso: it can’t be a series that’s complete, over and done. It has to be current and on-going. I love the Travis McGee novels but the last one came out in the early 80s and there aren’t going to be anymore. The Aubrey-Maturin novels might even be superior to the Holmes-Watson tales… but they sailed into the sunset a good while ago. I wanna know about the Travis McGee of today; the Aubrey/Maturin of now. Lemme know in the comments?

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Turn the Page

The internet is full of “Best Of” lists — the 25 greatest books about ducks, 100 films set in Hoboken you have to see before you die — and most of them are… pretty unsatisfying? Maybe because they tend to devolve into a list of books/films that are good for you instead of a list of books/films you might genuinely enjoy. I hate when someone tries to turn a pleasure into homework.

But over on Parade, Michael Giltz has a survey of 110 of the all-time best thrillers, and I thought it was about as good as these lists get. It isn’t definitive, but it also isn’t boring. If you’re scratching around for something to read, it’s hard to go wrong with almost any of the novels he mentions here. I know I found a couple things here to add to my 2023 reading list. Maybe you will too.

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Meditate on This

YEAH BABY this is what ZEN looks like, motherfuckaaaaaaaaaas——!!!!

(tried to think of the most zen thing I could write to celebrate 365 days of meditation, and that was the first thing to come to mind. I feel like I’m totally nailing this whole “transcendental” thing.)

So… how much does the meditation habit help? Really, truly? A little. So does prayer (I’ve made a practice of both — and don’t worry, I’m not about to get all whoo-whoo spiritual on you). When people talk about meditation or prayer, they sometimes talk about transformational change, and maybe that’s what some people experience. In my case, the positive effects have always been incremental, almost invisible on a daily basis. Tiny… but real. There comes a point where sometimes, in the midst of a particularly intense grouch, I’ll find myself suddenly doing some mental noting (usually in the voice of Joseph Goldstein, one of the teachers on the 10% App, which is what I use for meditation). I’ll think, sort of quietly: judging. Or: exhaustion. And that moment of irritation or depression becomes a wasp trapped under a wineglass. It’s still there, but it can’t sting.

And it isn’t just that it tempers my somewhat habitual glooms. There’s a century old wall near my house, caked in moss. You ask yourself: who enjoys a mossy wall? A: this guy. Don’t know if I would’ve even noticed it, though, if I couldn’t sometimes draw myself out of my head and just see what’s around me — a fundamental part of the whole meditation thing, I guess.

I’m still a guy who gets very grim when running short on sleep, though. Still a guy prone to finding the cloud in any blue sky. No magic wands. The word for daily meditation is practice, and that’s the correct term. Like any practice — piano, skiing — the more you do it, the more capable you become… and the more aware you are of how much you still can’t do, still don’t know. (See what I mean about finding the cloud in any blue sky??)

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A Cuppa

One great thing about being in the U.K., if you order a cup of English Breakfast tea, there’s absolutely no chance someone will accidentally serve you an Earl Grey instead, because it’s widely understood that Earl Grey is fucking disgusting. Picard LIED. He lied to us all.

Once upon a time this would’ve been a tweet.

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The Lights Are Back on in Hill's House

I’m firing the blog back up again after letting it sit idle for a couple years. We’re giving the website a modest refresh as well. Watch out: there may even be new issues of Escape Hatch in the near future.

I was on Twitter in early 2009… before Elon Musk even. I had some good times there. And some not so good times. The place got its hooks into me and after a while became my go-to outlet for sharing thoughts and promoting new work. I always had other channels, like the newsletter, and Instagram… but Twitter was fun and easy and casual and accordingly hogged my attention.

I wasn’t always too happy about that. I never liked feeling addicted to it. You know how you know when you’re addicted to something? When you’re using something, and it makes you feel bad, a sensible person will stop using it; an addict will tell himself the way to feel better is to use it even more.

But maybe I can let myself be done now. That idea feels a little like stepping outside and getting a breath of fresh autumn air. The richest man in the world had 44 billion dollars burning a hole in his back pocket and decided why not buy a social network? (I hope to God if I ever have 44 billion dollars just lying around I won’t spend it on something as stupid as Twitter) It took Elon Musk just under a week to make the joint a weird, sad shitshow. On the one hand, that’s obviously terrible. On the other hand, it feels like I just won parole. (Note to Elon : I read that you were chortling about Twitter use being at an all-time high since you took over. Yeah, uh, I don’t think that means what you think it means, bro. People always slow down to look at a car accident)

I still need a place to yap, though, about future projects, and what I’m reading, and what I care about. I did MySpace, I did Tumblr, I did Twitter, I think I’ve ridden all the social media rollercoasters I care to ride. The thought of trying another just makes me tired. (Mastadon? Pass. TikTok? I’m 50 and I think you’re legally required to be under 40 to do that one)

Maybe the blog and the newsletter can be enough? That would be okay, wouldn't it?

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Full Throttle - the U.S. Tour

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Tour Dates updated on the 19th of September to include the Porter Square event. Not mentioned on the card: I’ll also be in attendance at NYCC the weekend of October 6th to hype BASKETFUL OF HEADS, DYING IS EASY, new LOCKE & KEY and the whole forthcoming Hill House Comics line. It’ll also be my first chance to talk IN THE TALL GRASS post release — the film drops on Netflix on October 4th. Come hang out with me, we’ll have ourselves a time.

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San Diego Comic Con - Appearance Schedule

If you’re in San Diego this weekend, with a burning desire to look upon my face and hear me make noises from my baloney-hole, you’re in luck. I’m all over the place this Comic Con… there are no end of the opportunities to make contact. In fact, I’m doing so much, I can’t blame you if you get kind of sick of me. Trust me, I feel the same way most of the time.

Here’s what I’m doing:

Thursday, July 18, 11:30 AM - DC Publishers Panel (Room 6DE). I’ll be there to wave the entrails and spread the good word about Hill House Comics, coming this October.

Friday, July 19, Noon - Locke & Key Panel with Gabriel Rodriguez and Chris Ryall. (Room 32AB) We’ll be blabbing about Keyhouse’s storied past… and foreboding future.

Friday, July 20, 4:15 PM - D.C. Summoning Nightmares in Horror Comics (Room 6DE) We’ll be pulling back the curtain on our forthcoming slate of dark red horror comics, including Basketful of Heads, The Dollhouse Family, Daphne Byrne, The Low, Low Woods, Plunge, and Sea Dogs.

Friday, July 20, 5:45 PM - First Look at Shudder’s Creepshow (Room 6BCF) With Showrunner Greg Nicotereo and Creepshow legend Adrienne Barbeau and other guests!

Saturday, July 21, 5:30 PM - NOS4A2 (Room 6A). With show runner Jami O’Brien, Zachary Quinto (Charlie Manx) and Ashleigh Cummings (Vic McQueen). With only 3 episodes left before it’s all over, you ain’t gonna wanna miss it.

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San Diego Comic Con - Get Yer S*%# signed

Oh that’s right… I forgot: I have a blog. I’ve rediscovered it at exactly the right time, because it’s the ideal place to post my San Diego Comic Con schedule. I’m always glad to be here and I’m hoping to see you here too. Yes, you.

Do you have a pile of Joe Hill crap-ola you need signed? Wee-yow do I have you covered. Here’s when I’m signing and where.

Thursday, July 18th, 2019 - 1:00 PM - HarperCollins Booth (1029): Signing for an hour. I think (I might be wrong) that it’s possible to get an advance copy of Full Throttle at the booth, possibly by buying one of my other books, but I’m not sure about that, and can’t find any confirmation online. So don’t hate on me too hard if I’ve got that screwed up.

Friday, July 19th, 2019 - 2:00 PM - IDW Booth (2729) - with GABRIEL RODRIGUEZ: Gabe and I will be there to sign for an hour following our Locke & Key panel earlier in the afternoon. Check it out, dudes… there WILL be a (previously-hinted-at) Locke & Key exclusive available. Come’n get it.

Sunday, July 21st, 2019 - 11:00AM - IDW Booth (2729) - with GABRIEL RODRIGUEZ: We’ll be scribbling again Sunday morning and hopefully will still have copies of the exclusive-secret-whatever-it-is to dish out. If you missed us Friday, here’s your (last) chance to catch us together.

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NEWS-4U2

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This is gonna be cool. There’ll be one more issue of Escape Hatch, and then the Hatch is going to swing shut for a few months (it’ll be back!), and I’ll be doing this instead. Sign up and you’ll get a weekly recap of what happened on NOS4A2, along with a few thoughts about what I liked, some behind the scenes stuff, and who knows — maybe interviews with some of the other folks who worked on the show? Sign up here.

We really should’ve called the newsletter “NEWS-4U2” shouldn’t we?

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